This just in from the Wizard of Foz. Film at 11.
I don’t like this forest! It’s – it’s dark and creepy!
Of course, I don’t know, but I think it’ll get darker before it gets lighter.
Do – do you suppose we’ll meet any wild animals?
Mmmm – we might.
Animals that – that eat straw?
Some – but mostly Mexicans, Muslims and Gays.
Mexicans! Muslims! and Gays! Oh My!
Grabs the remote. Changes the channel. Ooh. Same report on every channel! Every newspaper! Every blog! Every radio program! Must be bad!!!!!
Straw Man again: Be very afraid. Hate everyone. Government bad! Neighbors bad! Healthcare bad! Education bad! Bad Bad Bad aaaaaaaaaaah
How can you argue with logic like that?